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"The Ghost"
 
Current Rating: Rating: 3.92 (3.92)
"Boo", said the ghost,
But it really didn't scare,
'Cause I couldn't take my eyes,
Off his vivid ginger hair.

It's really not the same,
If head to toe's not white.
Well, it isn't going to work,
When they try to spook and fright.

But he tried and he tried,
Even though the cause was lost.
And he even sprayed it silver,
Like a pumpkin tinged with frost.

But I suppose I shouldn't laugh,
As he puffs and sighs and moans.
So I told him what to do...
...a white wig he now owns!

©2002 Gareth Lancaster

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On 02/03/2009 at 15:04 GMT, Suzan from CA wrote:
i love this site.
On 18/05/2007 at 03:01 GMT, katie from usa wrote:
i loved this poem its so funnny!!!!! there was alot of rythming words in this poem
On 27/04/2007 at 21:09 GMT, Chance from Colorado, U.S.A wrote:
I thought it was AWESOME and funny a little and when it talked about the white wig it kinda made me laugh. Those ghosts and poltergeists are reading this comment I bid you a happy haunting and a scary Halloween!!! Haa,haa,haa!!
On 28/03/2007 at 09:08 GMT, rachel from england wrote:
It was very good.And it had loads of good stuff and I like the pitcure.







On 08/03/2007 at 11:50 GMT, umair manzoor from United States wrote:
the ghost couldn't scare
but is was excellentt
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