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"Are Elephants Real?"
 
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"Are elephants real?" I asked my dad.
He looked quite stunned and shocked.
"'Cause if they are well don't you think,
You'd see them in the shops?"

"It's not like that," dad said to me.
"They're just not put on sale."
"But why?" I said, "They should, you know,
And maybe also Whales!"

"I don't understand," my dad confessed,
"Why you think this should be so."
He scratched his head and then his chin,
"I don't get it. No...no...no!"

"Just think of it," I said to dad,
"They'd be fun to have around!"
"I could use one just to help me,
See the world from off the ground."

"That's true," dad said, "But you should know,
That elephants don't like cities."
"Oh," I said, "Well that's a shame,
That really is a pity."

"So that's why we can't buy them!", I said,
"In the shops around the town."
"But if we lived in the countryside,"
"We'd see them all around!"

©2002 Gareth Lancaster

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On 25/07/2009 at 09:17 GMT, Kate from UK wrote:
I think that poem is really good because it ryhmes nearly every line.
On 28/04/2009 at 14:12 GMT, Taylor from Jackson wrote:
Elephants are real, i'm doing a project over elephants.
On 24/04/2009 at 22:36 GMT, Brian from Canada wrote:
Grreat poem. Re elephants real brilliant!!!
On 15/04/2009 at 17:12 GMT, Alice from Dublin wrote:
I loved that poem. I thought it was just splendid!
On 06/04/2009 at 14:58 GMT, Megan from America wrote:
I really like this poem and I hsve seen an elephant at the zoo
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