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| "I'm Late For School"
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Current Rating:  (4.19) |
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I got up late for school today,
And nearly missed the bus!
I hurried down the stairs,
Wolfed my toast, and caused a fuss!
I quickly threw books in my bag,
My pens, my lunch and shorts.
Grabbed my coat from out the cupboard,
Took my bat and ball for sports.
I slid across the kitchen floor,
And hopped around the cat!
Then expertly rolled over,
Jumped back up and grabbed my hat!
I belted out of our front door,
Spun round and swung it shut.
Saw the bus was waiting for me,
I felt I had time to strut!
I climbed aboard and then froze still,
And knew that things weren't right!
My friends fell down in fits of fun,
And pointed with delight!
My face went red, I couldn't breathe,
For in my haste I knew!
I'd forgotten to wear trousers,
Jumper, shirt, my socks and shoes!
©2003 Gareth Lancaster
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On 08/10/2009 at 16:21 GMT,
susan from canada wrote:
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| that was sooo funny i ve never read any thing more funny than that |
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On 27/07/2009 at 00:36 GMT,
JEZZA from Australia wrote:
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| Totally awesome. It's very funny and is one of the best poems i've ever seen!! |
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On 07/07/2009 at 21:49 GMT,
alice from england wrote:
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| it's a really funny poem and it reminds me of my first day of secondary school when i was really nervous (but luckily i did remember to get dressed) i gave it 5 stars which it definatly deserves |
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On 23/06/2009 at 13:46 GMT,
Kinza, Nathan, Kallum, Courtney, Sian from Epsom Downs, UK wrote:
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| It was excellent and funny, We like the showing off bit. |
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On 13/05/2009 at 23:59 GMT,
Micky from USA wrote:
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| I'm SOOOOO usin' this 4 skool!!!!-D |
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