What's The Point Of Tonsils?


What's the point of tonsils?
Are they there just to annoy?
For my throat is fiery red and sore,
This really is no joy.

I'm sure they have it in for me,
And laugh whilst they rebel!
No doubt they must have planned for weeks,
To give me pain and swell!

My voice is thin and raspy,
So it even hurts to speak!
These dastardly expanding glands,
Are making me feel weak!

I've asked before just what they do,
But nobody could tell.
So I suppose my Tonsils' only use,
Are weeks off school, unwell!

What's the point of tonsils?
Are they there just to annoy?
For my throat is fiery red and sore,
This really is no joy.

I'm sure they have it in for me,
And laugh whilst they rebel!
No doubt they must have planned for weeks,
To give me pain and swell!

My voice is thin and raspy,
So it even hurts to speak!
These dastardly expanding glands,
Are making me feel weak!

I've asked before just what they do,
But nobody could tell.
So I suppose my Tonsils' only use,
Are weeks off school, unwell!

©2005 Gareth Lancaster

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On 30/07/2009 at 00:45 GMT Ash from Australia wrote:

"LOL funny probly the funniest i have read today in school"

On 16/02/2007 at 01:09 GMT cale tatterson from australia wrote:

"I realy really like that poem I think it's the best"

On 12/12/2006 at 15:41 GMT Ffion from Wales wrote:

"oh my god!:) that is so funny haha!!!"

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