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"The Plug-Hole Monster"
 
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The gurgling, burbling plug-hole monster,
Is waiting to slurp up your bath!
Skulking below in the bowels of the drain,
It belches its bubbling wrath!

Biding its time, till you pull out the plug,
Watch out, or it nibbles your feet!
The terrible, blubbering beast there within,
Is something you don't want to meet!

A blobulous mass of suddy shampoo,
It gulps dirty water with glee.
Then shiftily checks for the presence of toes,
And, with luck, the occasional knee!

So take heed and beware as you finish your soak,
And ensure that you keep your legs clear!
Let it swig till it's full, hear it grumble and moan,
And despondently then disappear!

©2007 Gareth Lancaster

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On 28/03/2007 at 09:10 GMT, Tillyandevie from England wrote:
we liked the intresting words that were in this poem
On 06/03/2007 at 00:22 GMT, natalie from usa wrote:
it was good =) it was interesting.
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